Friday, 1 October 2010

Proud Galleries

So, it's the first club based post from us in a while, and we can assure you, this is a scathing one. Last night we decided we would check out the infamous Proud Galleries in Camden Town, London.


Proud is one of the most notable clubs in North London and has a long history of famous names from Nirvana to Bob Dylan, leading us to believe this could be actually be a decent event.

However, much to our disappointment, the club is a rotten cesspit composing of hipster shithouses and post-ironic thrift store whores trying to be cool. Don't get us wrong, the venue itself wouldn't be bad if you don't mind sitting in converted stables or dull art exhibits while getting 'crunk'.


There's honestly way too much to criticise about this cancerous club. If you enjoy pretending that you're having fun listening to horrible remixes of classic songs and drinking over-priced Australian piss drink (Fosters) at £4 a fucking pop, then go right ahead.

Otherwise, hit the west end. yep, geddon!

15 comments:

  1. "Australian piss drink" That had me on the floor :L

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  2. love your rating :D
    finally someone who shows the truth (as hard as it seems to be)^^

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  3. Great post, keep it up Bro !

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  4. haha, I won't go there if I ever go to England.

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  5. Yes and I would hate to rain on your "piss" parade but the Fosters is £3 and one of 10 beers you can chose from.. I am assuming the concept of choosing a beer you like is a touch beyond you? You have to see the funny side of someone who states "hipster shithouses and post-ironic thrift store whores trying to be cool." and then takes the piss out of one of the beers being something he does not like...you cant have it both ways.. anyhow "cancerous club. If you enjoy pretending that you're having fun listening to horrible remixes of classic songs" I would love to know what you DO enjoy? 5 bands played, 7 DJs,... sure we dont all like the same music, but we do honestly tell you what is going to be played... So if you are not intelligent enough to work out before that you want to rave or whatever all night, well.... may I suggest that you learn to read?

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  6. @alex

    Thanks for your interesting and touching response. Unfortunately, we regret to inform you that you have not been chosen for our readers choice award.

    On a serious note, what, are you some kind of promo-fag for this shitsville club? Wake up fuck-wit, this isn't a dissertation on events management or beverage economics.

    Although, responses like yours are what we try so hard to get, as the description says, the point of this blog is to "satisfy our own grossly inflated egos by posting our opinionated, self important shit on the internet"

    Oh, and hiding your profile, sweet move, Australian piss drinker.

    yep, geddon!

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  7. lol, I know to avoid this one then

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  8. Hipster hideouts...they are the worst.

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  9. When is the next blog coming man?!

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  10. Oh yeah sounds swell. Might just try it for shits and giggles.

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  11. Great post!

    looking forward to reading the next one

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  12. Australian piss drink = classic! haha

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